Dethklokopera

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

(via jimbo-nerdtron)

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain, via jimbo-nerdtron)

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

(via thatrandomchild)

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

(via thatrandomchild)

tishue:

For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

(via gosh-zillah)

“you had such a thirst for knowledge; and now school has ruined that.”
— something that someone said to me recently and I think about it a lot. (via writerings)

(Source: ecrirers, via the-werewolf-that-ate-my-dog)

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via whenlovestartstodie)

cyberfricking:

are you ignoring me or am i just worrying too much: an autobiography

(Source: cyberfricking, via mattfuckingdom)

awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

awwww-cute:

Toothless seemed an appropriate name for this little dude

(via mattfuckingdom)